Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...