Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...