Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...