Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...