A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...