Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...