Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....