Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!