Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...