Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
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A catholic lithany
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Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!