Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...