I want to see something really cheap
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If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.