Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...