Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.