Thankful he’s drunk
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Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
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How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
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A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...