Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...