Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.