Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...