OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...