Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...