More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...