What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
insects are so clever
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Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked