Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...