Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!