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Greetings prospective White House interns!
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Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
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You can come out now
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Read the label first!
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Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
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You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...