How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...