The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...