Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out