What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!