The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...