Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...