Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...