Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Real opcodes
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Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...