Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...