Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...