Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...