What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...