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Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Get a heart transplant
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