Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.