Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...