Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...