Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
The definition of a phallic symbol
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A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Lawyer: Send Me
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Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...