The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...