My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...