Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...