How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...