What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...