Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...