Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...