insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!