Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...