ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Husband 1.0
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Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...